Aur Yeh Meri Taraaf Se

Aur Yeh Meri Taraaf Se !!! (Something from my side !!!)

Champions !!!

How are you people?

Take a look at the beauty that is Pordenone !!! The real estate that is..... And here I am tasting some of the Best Fruilian Wines and Women......

(I finally bought that High End, Multi function Mini Comp - Mobile - 2 way- dual -Camera - MP3 player - radio - etc...)

Manish
(The original CazzoMan)
...... Dont delete this bugger ......

And hope to meet you in Boston soon, Suanne !!!

First to be thrown out from any tournament

Great Britain, They lose the football tournament. They lose Cricket tournament. Last night I saw the rugby tournament between G.B. and the Keewis. They also lose the game. Alas! Not good in any game. May be they are thinking to invent a new game to just manage to win atleast one game for their pride.

Binay

Cazzo People !

She came from Rome, she had a thirst for knowledge,
She studied Nano at CIVEN College,
That's where I,
Caught her eye.
She told me that she was loaded and stoned,
I said "In that case I'll have a whiskey and a joint."
She said "Fine."
And in thirty seconds time she said,

"I want to live like cazzo people,
I want to do whatever cazzo people do,
I want to sleep with cazzo people,
I want to sleep with cazzo people,like YOU."

So I said OK...well what else could I do -oo-ooh ?

I'm alive

Hi all,

it took some time but now I'll try to show you some pictures. Somehow my digital camera disappeard during the last year. I can't even remember where saw it the last time..
So I can't show you pictures from my place but from the places I travelled to and met sb with a camera ;-)



That was Bergamo (città alta) in August.



At Lago di Garda in the end of Sep.: Preparing for a via ferrata. There's all the rock climbing equipment in the rucksack.



And finally something from England. Standing on the prime meridian. What a special moment!



Here I am trying to do some converstation with a local (a squirrel) of Greenwich park. I used its language (english) as well as its body language hoping to become friends. At the end it stole one of my biscuits and disappeared. Probably digged it somewhere, that idiot.



The last one: a tourist in London.

see you,
Martin

A Trip to Vermont and my 5K Run in Boston

Hey boys and girls!

I haven't really updated what's been going on with me for awhile....after a delayed week of starting my internship (from home because my boss was away), then being delayed for another week due to visa requirements, I finally started work in Boston. The company is really really small..basically there's usually my boss and me! Occasionally, 1 or 2 other contract people drop in once in awhile.

Anyway...enough blab..Anton and I went to Vermont for a long weekend that we both had to see the beautiful fall colours.












Today I went to do a 5K Run here in Boston...it would've been much nicer it was warmer. The temperature was a balmy 3C!!!! It was extremely cold...it made getting up at 6:30am on a Sunday morning very difficult! But I did...and got a finishing medal to show for it. It was for a good cause anyway.

Amsterdam with the Three Sisters

The Cigarette

At the Bulldog Cafe in Amsterdam having a cigarette

Train to Amsterdam

Compari Tre on the train from Apeldoorn to Amsterdam. We are typically talking BS.

Where are you knocking ?

Mama, take this badge off of me
I can't use it anymore.
It's gettin' dark, too dark for me to see
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.


Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door



















Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore.
That long black cloud is comin' down
I feel like I'm knockin' on heaven's door.

Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door

Trials of the Cazzo Meeting

Hi guys,
in the last weekend we had the pleasure to have in Apeldoorn with us one of the best icon of the IMN 2006, the Old Wolf, the London Cazzo Meeting Organizer, the Compare, the Wife better known as the Mann.
















We took him in the city of perdition, where he discovered the secrets of the 4th dimension.















But more effective of any weed or space cake was a conversation with our beloved Binay.















Thank you very much for your visit, see you in London for the Cazzo Meeting.

AMAZING! Binay's came back! .....ehm Binay, look at the train, Binay the train, THE TRAAAAAAAAAAIN BINAY, THE TR....... ehm, sorry, he's gone...

If you want you can leave again another memory of our dear, please, sorry, why not, e-che-c….-pay-attention Binay

It's Impossible to Don't Obtain .....

Cazzo Conference in London Nov 24th - 27th !

Chronicle of a Death Foretold

It happened! Everybody knew that this would have happened ……
Binay isn’t more here……I mean he isn’t more in this world.
In which way it happened? It’s not clear yet. Someone whispers that while Peppe was washing the dishes he distractedly cast ten knives against Binay (the smiling body in the picture), and Andrea (the weeping man), in the desperate attempt to intercept them, unintentionally struck Binay’s body with his laptop, the television, his bicycle and our couch.
But probably the truth is different: he accidentally choked himself while he was making his beloved, delicate, silent, early-morning gargles.
The only certain is that he tried to escape the Death (the charming dark-blue dressed personage on the right) when he\she\it (????) appeared him. Witnesses tell that he fought for a long time and when he was with one’s back to the wall he shouted ‘BUT WHY ME?’. The Death looked at him and smiling answered ‘WHY NOT?’. It happened at that moment………. (But don’t worry The Death used sweet tools to take him).

Please leave here your memory of our dear, please, sorry, why not Binay.

Evolution or new species?

Hey girls and guys, I've an exclusive for all of you. We know how Cazzoman is, but did you never think if Cazzoman has any brothers or if during the last months he suffered an evolution?
Well, I'm glad to show you what I discovered in Padova, what I think is the natural evolution of Cazzoman.
As you can see, there are no doubt that he belong to the family of Cazzoni, but it's the first time that we can observe this particular evolution.
I had to hide the eyes because I don't want that the hunters will want to try to hunt him. It's a rare exemplar.

Oh sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Darwin and I called this new exemplar Double-Cazzoman.

Darwin

Cazzoman

Cazzo, Cazzo Man
I wanna be
A Cazzo Man !

William Cazzoman

Let's go to Amsterdam

Work hard, have some money, go to amsterdam for a weekend. After returning from there you will come to me and would speak thank you very much Binay. I am going to work hard again. You don't believe me ! Ask to Martin, Andrea and Giuseppe. Com'n not now they are still stoned.

Catlet

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,By chance, or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

William Shakespeare

This plane was last seen ....

Flying up Berta's backside !

Can you find any difference ?

Sorry...I'm touched. I....I thougth that I would not have seen him again...but he's here!!
Let me explain to you. On saturday I went with Andrea to the great beautiful ape park, named Apenheul. There, turists go around freely amongst orangutan, monkeys, apes....and so on. We were walking around with our beautiful photograph machines, when suddlenly.....I saw him! We were astonished but we immeditally recognised him and it was him! In effect when I shouted " Berta...Beeerta", he quickly put his body in that position. We tried to reach him but the zookeepers stopped us. We explained them the situation, but they told us that it's impossible and they asked for further proofs. So, we need all of you!!! If also you, like another million of people, can ricognise him from this (position) picture and if you want to see him again free running completely drunk in the middle of the streets, please please sign on this blog!!

The side effects

Here I'm (and the others ducth cazzomen as well).
We are still alive...
As the dear Camille asked, I put on the blog the picture of the dinner with the poisoned risotto...















It was very nice (Sara gave me the recipe), even if it was the first time that I was cooking such a dish...
About the blue color, well, I think it should be due to the strange powder that was falling from the bottom part of the mushrooms.
However it doesn't care, for sure it wasn't made by dangerous nanoparticles...
See you,
Andrea

63 mostra del cinema di Venezia

Hey girls and guys, Saturday night Gianluca, Stefania and I went to Lido for the "63 mostra del cinema di Venezia" with Livia (Stefania's siter), Anna (Paola's sister) and Sofia (a friend of Stefania).

We went outside the cinema hoping to see some VIP walking the parade, but unfortunally there was a projection of a movie and the parade was empty.

These are the only 2 VIPs at the party, Anna and Stefania.

So someone propose a new game to try: the name was "Jump the barriers and become a VIP for 5 seconds", subtitles "then start to run before the policemen catch you and start to hit for many seconds!". I suppose that the game was very funny but, unfortunately, no participants.

After this we went all together to a nice club for a party, quite expensive but with good music and very nice girls. We saw also some very rare exemplars of mummies and silicon girls. We saw also the owner of Diesel, the factory that produce jeans, and the Princes Giovanelli.

After the party we came back in Piazzale Roma at 5 in the moorning, we were very tired!

Thanks Stefania for the night!

Stefano