Monday, September 18, 2006

Evolution or new species?

Hey girls and guys, I've an exclusive for all of you. We know how Cazzoman is, but did you never think if Cazzoman has any brothers or if during the last months he suffered an evolution?
Well, I'm glad to show you what I discovered in Padova, what I think is the natural evolution of Cazzoman.
As you can see, there are no doubt that he belong to the family of Cazzoni, but it's the first time that we can observe this particular evolution.
I had to hide the eyes because I don't want that the hunters will want to try to hunt him. It's a rare exemplar.

Oh sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Darwin and I called this new exemplar Double-Cazzoman.

Darwin

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Cazzoman

Cazzo, Cazzo Man
I wanna be
A Cazzo Man !

William Cazzoman

Monday, September 11, 2006

Let's go to Amsterdam

Work hard, have some money, go to amsterdam for a weekend. After returning from there you will come to me and would speak thank you very much Binay. I am going to work hard again. You don't believe me ! Ask to Martin, Andrea and Giuseppe. Com'n not now they are still stoned.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Catlet

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,By chance, or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

William Shakespeare

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

This plane was last seen ....


Flying up Berta's backside !

Can you find any difference ?


Sorry...I'm touched. I....I thougth that I would not have seen him again...but he's here!!
Let me explain to you. On saturday I went with Andrea to the great beautiful ape park, named Apenheul. There, turists go around freely amongst orangutan, monkeys, apes....and so on. We were walking around with our beautiful photograph machines, when suddlenly.....I saw him! We were astonished but we immeditally recognised him and it was him! In effect when I shouted " Berta...Beeerta", he quickly put his body in that position. We tried to reach him but the zookeepers stopped us. We explained them the situation, but they told us that it's impossible and they asked for further proofs. So, we need all of you!!! If also you, like another million of people, can ricognise him from this (position) picture and if you want to see him again free running completely drunk in the middle of the streets, please please sign on this blog!!

Monday, September 04, 2006

The side effects

Here I'm (and the others ducth cazzomen as well).
We are still alive...
As the dear Camille asked, I put on the blog the picture of the dinner with the poisoned risotto...















It was very nice (Sara gave me the recipe), even if it was the first time that I was cooking such a dish...
About the blue color, well, I think it should be due to the strange powder that was falling from the bottom part of the mushrooms.
However it doesn't care, for sure it wasn't made by dangerous nanoparticles...
See you,
Andrea

Sunday, September 03, 2006

63 mostra del cinema di Venezia

Hey girls and guys, Saturday night Gianluca, Stefania and I went to Lido for the "63 mostra del cinema di Venezia" with Livia (Stefania's siter), Anna (Paola's sister) and Sofia (a friend of Stefania).

We went outside the cinema hoping to see some VIP walking the parade, but unfortunally there was a projection of a movie and the parade was empty.

These are the only 2 VIPs at the party, Anna and Stefania.

So someone propose a new game to try: the name was "Jump the barriers and become a VIP for 5 seconds", subtitles "then start to run before the policemen catch you and start to hit for many seconds!". I suppose that the game was very funny but, unfortunately, no participants.

After this we went all together to a nice club for a party, quite expensive but with good music and very nice girls. We saw also some very rare exemplars of mummies and silicon girls. We saw also the owner of Diesel, the factory that produce jeans, and the Princes Giovanelli.

After the party we came back in Piazzale Roma at 5 in the moorning, we were very tired!


Thanks Stefania for the night!

Stefano

Friday, September 01, 2006

(Three) Alice(s) in wonder(mushroom)land

Hi guys,
we mind informing you that we are still alive ….or better we continue to live in a different way….after having eaten Andrew’s mushrooms.
The risotto was good but…hem ….it brought on us a slight collateral effect…..and because of this we had to change house.
Anyway, now it’s all right and we are again superbly happy in our new wonderful house (oh, we have sent you a picture).

PS1: We’re sorry for the party, but in the future, if all of you want to became stupid, we think that a glass of natural water will be enough

PS2: (for Nicolò): Let me say only one thing : GREAT!!!!!!!!
Attila would be proud of you.
BUON UOMO, continue in this way.
You will be our III World War !!!!!!!

















Dangerous Mushes made three lost in mushroomland. Everyone invited.

Giuseppe, Andrea and Binay