Monday, October 02, 2006

Chronicle of a Death Foretold


It happened! Everybody knew that this would have happened ……
Binay isn’t more here……I mean he isn’t more in this world.
In which way it happened? It’s not clear yet. Someone whispers that while Peppe was washing the dishes he distractedly cast ten knives against Binay (the smiling body in the picture), and Andrea (the weeping man), in the desperate attempt to intercept them, unintentionally struck Binay’s body with his laptop, the television, his bicycle and our couch.
But probably the truth is different: he accidentally choked himself while he was making his beloved, delicate, silent, early-morning gargles.
The only certain is that he tried to escape the Death (the charming dark-blue dressed personage on the right) when he\she\it (????) appeared him. Witnesses tell that he fought for a long time and when he was with one’s back to the wall he shouted ‘BUT WHY ME?’. The Death looked at him and smiling answered ‘WHY NOT?’. It happened at that moment………. (But don’t worry The Death used sweet tools to take him).

Please leave here your memory of our dear, please, sorry, why not Binay.

6 comments:

cazzoman said...

Oh no, our dear Binay has departed this earth. Goodbye cruel world ...

Anonymous said...

Why not leave a short sentence for poor Binay? Or better: why not not?

cazzoman said...

Alas, poor Binay! I knew him well, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

William Cazzo Man

Anonymous said...

I would ask something the Death if it is possible: Dear Death What minchia do you have in the left hand? It seems to me a dick... If it is the Binay one you Death gave him a terrible and pianful death, bastard!!! My mission will be kill you fucking death

Anonymous said...

Sorry S stay for Stupid. But I think that you Understood this...

Anonymous said...

You guys are just plain crazy...and with probably too much spare time in your hands!!

But it's quite funny!